It all started with an email from my husband this morning. We both are avid Amazon.com fans and respectively have wish lists set up on the site. I present to you specimen A: For the sake of keeping the integrity of the conversation, I will display it exactly as it happened.
Me: What the??? What is this??
B: I sent you an email with a wolf t-shirt on Amazon where the reviews are hilarious
Me: OHHHH ok I hadn’t gotten this far down on my email list yet. Ha Ha so funny. This looks like something napoleon dynamite would wear.
B: Here's another Gem. “Continuing with my work day, I counseled many clients. What a difference a shirt makes. Its powers extended to them and cured many many problems. Depression: go buy a 3 wolf moon shirt, Anxiety: let the wolves protect you and keep you safe, Ego-dystonic Lesbianism: find a man with said shirt, Schizophrenia: Only do what the wolves say, ignore all other voices. I could go on forever.” Hahahahaha, I LOL’d for real on this one.
B: While not as funny as the others, I wrote my own review:
“Recently bought this shirt and while I have not yet experienced its full power, strange things have already started happening. A few weeks after ordering I noticed the payment never cleared my bank account. I contacted the local branch and explained my situation. They researched my transaction on their system and asked to put me on hold for the branch manager. After several minutes on hold, the branch manager answered the phone, asked a few questions and then whispered "Welcome to the Three-Wolf-Moon Wolf Pack, this one is on us. Spread the word." I immediately got goosebumps and as I hung up the phone I could hear in the distance the gentle cries of the three wolves. I feel good things are on the horizon for me!”
Me: Hey I just noticed that you don’t have this on your wishlist. I added it to mine. Lol
B: Nice, you want to get some for when we go see New Moon? We can both wear them!
Me: LOL… I actually thought of that. This whole conversation is thoroughly amusing.
B: I WANT IT, his and hers. And very appropriate “New Moon” with werewolves, the Three Wolf Moon shirt, it will be sweet. When is the movie out? I know its tacky but …
Me: I just checked your wishlist- Why do you want a Velcro rubber tourniquet?
B: It’s a part of my survival gear, in case a bear bites off my leg, BOOM, tourniquet.
That was the end of our email discussion, but really you should check out some of the reviews on this piece- cheap entertainment for hours!